Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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