D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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