I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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