Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I checked into jail on foursquare
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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