The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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