Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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