VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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