Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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