I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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