Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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