I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Dicks are not precious.
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