her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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