I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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