I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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