That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Can I color on your dick again?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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