hotel room ftw
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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