Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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