Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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