i can't believe i had my finger in that
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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