question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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