I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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