So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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