Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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