Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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