Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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