I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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