Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
do herpes really smell.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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