I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
