yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How naked do you want me to be?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize