Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
