Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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