Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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