But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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