sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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