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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium

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(716): View more from New York

You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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(850): View more from Florida

When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?

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(765): View more from Indiana

he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.

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(210): View more from Texas

I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy

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(208): View more from Idaho

He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone

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