UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My penis needs a shock collar
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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