Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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