and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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