so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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