Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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