I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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