dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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