People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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