so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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