I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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