Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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