my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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