I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
