paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
bring money and cleavage
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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