I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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