We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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