your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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