my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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