party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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