what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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